All about Moi

Name: maffew sparkes

Age: 18(88888888888888888888888888888)

Instrument: bass, and dodgy voice

Star Sign: pices, pieces, picses, pysees, or whatever

Marital Status: married for 39 years to suzi who is 6 years old

The thing(s) that make me super happy are: suzi, nematosys, my bass, music, jaco, food

The thing(s) that make me all miserable are: death, sad films, BAD TOWNIES...yes i am not afraid to say it. i dont care what people say, they fuck me right off.

Thoughts on smoking: its a stick of flowers on fire at one end

Thoughts on Alcohol: nice

Thoughts on Fluffy Drugs: cute...i like the long haired ones best...

Thoughts on Hard Drugs: wankers

Thoughts on Britain Giving up the Pound to the Euro: whatever.

How Sexy am I!?

Hair: shoulder length kinda blondish

Eyes: sensual dark chocolate colour.

Nose:big-ish

Mouth: under my nose-ish

Tallness: not very...170cm approx

Wideness: i literally eat all of the time, but i am so fucking thin you'll lose sight of me when i turn to the side

Heaviness: once again, just over 8.5 st

Something interesting about me physically: i have big muscles heh

Something interesting about me mentally: i guess i am a little mysterious maybe...

My Favourite

Music: grunge....its like beatles, but with a dash of heaviness, and fast jazz sometimes

Colours: green

TV: programme = red dwarf, movie = apollo 13

Position: underneath

Vegetable: cucumber

Room: my room at night

Person: suzihead

Shoes: les converses magnifique!

Animal: a tuppy..err, puppy

Film: oh...already said that

Munch: big mac and fries. FUCKING YUM

Number: 98597508704565579475045.5555 no really..

Parent: dad.

Nematosys Tune: dayze...or however its spelt nowadays..probably something like sukdikmofuk now

Beverage: vodka + coke or orange

Book: kurts biography..even though most prob isnt true

Gig: nematosys at the BOB heat 2002

Website: www.joshellison.com ...not really but its funny

My Worst

Music: remakes of old good songs that are made extremley shit...ie the noise that hits you when townies drive past..the really sad thing is that they are enjoying it

Colours: transparent

TV: big brother

Position: last

Vegetable: suede...(sweed)

Room: living room

Person: dont know

Shoes: football boots

Animal: spiders

Film: anything with overdubs

Munch: sushi......euuuggghhh

Number: anything divisible by 27

Relative: at the moment, mum

Nematosys Tune: actually i like SWAIN....heh

Beverage: guiness..and most bitters

Book: tv guide

Gig: nematosys at our really shit gig...cant remeber when it was

Website: rhfgweygtfui

A load of stuff that I feel like typing

i now use a fender mex jazz through a laney RH4 300w head with a 2x10, and a 1x15 cabs. born on 2/3/85, and basically waiting to be famous. sod work, but need a new car. im really tired so if this doesnt make sense, then sorry.

bye.

maffew.