All about Moi
- Name: Ju, Judy Dootdee, Doot…Julian
- Age: 19
- Instrument: Guitar(ish)
- Star Sign: Cancer
- Marital Status: Got a lady
- The thing(s) that make me super happy are: Me lady, drunken gatherings
- The thing(s) that make me all miserable are: No lady, no drunken gatherings :o(
- Thoughts on smoking: Crap
- Thoughts on Alcohol: Yaaaay!
- Thoughts on Fluffy Drugs: If it floats yer boat...
- Thoughts on Hard Drugs: Crap
- Thoughts on Britain Giving up the Pound to the Euro: EURO FUCK
How Sexy am I!?
- Hair: Long, luscious, shiny, sparkly ...brownish
- Eyes: Broon
- Nose: Big and squishy
- Mouth: Big and dribbly
- Tallness: Tallboy
- Wideness: Lardyboy
- Heaviness: 12st
- Something interesting about me physically: I got a big wobbly bum
- Something interesting about me mentally: I have the attention span of a hamster...
My Favourite
- Music: Nematosys, naturally
- Colours: Purple, black.
- TV: The one in Tasha's room...when Smallville is on!
- Position: NO NONOO THAT'S RUDE
- Vegetable: mmm...apples
- Room: Bedroom...mmmmm sleeeeep
- Person: LADY TASHINGWA OF THE MONKEY PEOPLE
- Shoes: Slippers...warmed by the fire and brought to me by my faithful dog, Tashwa
- Animal: Pooony...the rat, not the horsey ones...and Rosie the pussy
- Film: X-Men! Superman! Batman! Hooray for super heros!
- Munch: Super Noodles
- Number: 10…that's as far as I can go with my fingers :o)
- Parent: Jor-El, my biological father from Krypton
- Nematosys Tune: That's got to be Unwinding at the moment...
- Beverage: Beer...Or tea, depending on what time of day it is.
- Book: Harry Potter! All of them!
- Gig: Reading...always good. And Nematosys gigs...when we play well.
- Website: www.nematosys.co.uk
My Worst
- Music: Townie bollocks
- Colours: Vomit is generally a pretty bad colour...
- TV: Big Brother is truly infuriating
- Position: Anything involving men...unless it's Myk :oD
- Vegetable: Sprouts YUCK
- Room: The dining room in the evening...how do those slugs get in?
- Person: Townies
- Shoes: The ones that smell of bum
- Animal: Slugs and flies
- Film: Arrowhead!...The acting was pretty damn good, though.
- Munch: It's not munch if you don't like eating it...
- Number: £0.52 - my bank account :o(
- Relative: Don't really know them...so can't say
- Nematosys Tune: Let Me Out...it's so annoying...what bloody retard wrote that song? Hmm? Ju?
- Beverage: Guinness blerghfhdvih
- Book: Anything that doesn't have Harry Potter in it
- Gig: The crap Nematosys ones
- Website: www.guinness.com
A load of stuff that I feel like typing:
- Fitter happier. More productive.
- Not drinking too little.
- Regular exercise to and from the fridge (three times an hour).
- Getting on better with Mrs Randall.
- Taking it easy, baby.
- Eating well (no more healthy un-micro waved dinners and slim fast drinks).
- A more aggressive, pissed off driver.
- A faster car (baby vomming in back seat).
- Sleeping well (with Tashwa).
- No paranoia. - What's that ...eek?
- Kinder to all animals (only pulling one leg off the spider at a time).
- Keeping in contact with old friends (getting smashed out of your head with them now and then).
- Flavours for bonk.
- Fondling and loving all.
